But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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