Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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