I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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