she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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