Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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