He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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its like you know when i get waxed
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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