I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
