This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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