Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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