There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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