Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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