We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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