People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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