break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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