I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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