WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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