Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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