girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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