come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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being pregnant is like rehab
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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