You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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