I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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