beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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