On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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