She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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