how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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