I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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