we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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