did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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