It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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