Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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