I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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