We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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