did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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