Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize