do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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