Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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