You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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