How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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