Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She even gives head with a lisp.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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