butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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