Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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