32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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