Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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