2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
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is wine microwaveable?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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