The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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