Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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