You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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