oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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