Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
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