i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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