recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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