Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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