i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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