shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well I just put wine in my tea
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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